I am not an insufferable prick!

littlemissbatterwitch:

xxask-davestriderxx:

*you gather youre power up and alter time, weakening the walls with age and making them visable. you smash them and search for the she troll.*

>you can see him from your hiding spot. you believe this alien is slightly more stupider then the rest. you snicker and roll away

*you cant see her, so you stay on alert, sword at the ready. you dodge behind small crushed walls, lurking, wondering, preparing.*

Dave ==> Who’s this fucker?

asksamuraijack:

xxask-davestriderxx:

Well you’re the only one in this area with a sword…

*You grab your broad swords handle with one hand and smirk.*

…Besides me that I’ve seen in a long time. May I ask why you’re out here anyway?

*He had a stern, rather emotionless face.* 

I am searching for… my way home. 

well maybe i can help. where do you live?

*you gather youre power up and alter time, weakening the walls with age and making them visable. you smash them and search for the she troll.*

*you look around. it remihds you of paradox space minus the images of your fears and worst memories. if this is paradox space, then its a maze. you sit and focus your ninja powers and prepare. then you strike at the area behind you, your sword points centimeters from the she trolls throat.*

do i win yet?

>you squeal with glee as you’re tossed aside

despite the bruise, you’re having fun

OOOO)(~ YOU’R—-E A FUNNY ON—-E!

>you lurch yourself onto him and knock him on his back, you lick the side of his jaw leaving a small smear of blood there

T—ELL YA)( W)(AT!?~ 

>you whisper in his ear

if you make this difficult for me, i just might let you live!

)(—-E )(—E )(—-E!

>you leap off of him while laughing hysterically

I’LL GIV—-E YOU A COUNT OF T—-EN TO RUN LOW BLOOD~

*you get up and with ninja speed copy her action. you tackle her to the ground and pin her. for irony, you lick her cheek up to her eye.*

whats there to run from? tell you what, you get one cut on me, and ill let you eat me, but if i cut you first… well… lets just say itll be my treat.

*you jump off and land a good 20 feet back.*

>you relish in fights to the death

you wipe off the access blood from the last prey

T—ELL M—-E )(UMAN? )(OW DO YOU TAST—-E?

)(—-E )(—E )(—-E! 

>you pounce again

*you knock her away once again. then swing and hit her back with the broad non-sharp end of your sword.*

lets just say im best served cool. but i may be too strong for you.

>you run through the leafy forest in hot pursuit of a prey

>you slowly maneuver your way through the leafy scenery and come upon a pale haired dude. you smell the air and shiver. too cool for your nose.

you notice his sword in his hand, glinting in the pale morning light

you pull out your 2x3dent and ready to pounce

you count to three

1

2

3!

YOU ATTACK

*you block the attack with your massive sword. you use it to throw the female troll back several yards. you stand in a defensive pose, not wanting to strife but ready to if you must.*

the fuck was that for?

>you run through the leafy forest in hot pursuit of a prey

>you jump out of the ferns and quickly take down a large hop beast<

>your mouth is covered in blood and you grimace

you hate resorting to simply beasts but some of the trolls have left the area, aware of your presence near the ocean

you stop in your tracks

you smell something foreign

*you walk along the coastal ocean, broad sword in hand. you walk down the long beaches in search of clues leading to your bro. you hear a rustling in the leaves.*

Dave ==> Who’s this fucker?

*He took hold of the hand and gave it a firm shake.* 

I suppose you are speaking of me.

well youre the only one in this area with a sword…

*you grab your broad swords handle with one hand and smirk.*

…besides me that ive seen in a long time. may i ask why youre out here anyway?